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I’d never heard of it either, but it seemed like it might be worth checking out to me. Stiles is good, and at worst it might fall into the same category as Warrior Nun: dumb, but shot in gorgeous locations. Which is as close as I’m getting to travelling in 2020.

Ack.

Duckface guy on the right has a cool coat. 

Somehow it’s going to be Star Lord, and (after a nationwide call-in poll) Jason Todd.

Eh looked to me like he was not tucking his shirt, the most innocent explanation is that he was merely adjusting his wang to a more comfortable position rather than actually jacking it.

In my experience, a McFlurry is like a Blizzard that gave up half-way through. The flavorings are kind of mixed-in, but mostly just piled up on top.

Yeah, I love this stupid movie. 

The weird thing is Burt Reynolds somehow got old between the Smokey and the Bandit and the sequel. In the original he looked like 70's hot Burt, and by #2 he looked like Evening Shade.

Without Netflix, how would you even find content that was algorithmically determined to be similar to the movie you actually want to see? 

Yeah, lack of a headphone jack is still a critical failure for me.  I’d be happy to buy a flagship that had one, but I can’t justify spending more to lose a feature. 

It got unexpectedly Blair Witch-y in the middle there. 

Yeah, after being a life-long Marvel reader, I was just really digging into DC when Nü 52 hit. I thought “well this is dumb and bad, I’ll just wait until they fix it.” But they seem to just keep doubling down.

Or Terrence Howard as Rhodey.

I enjoyed Holmes On Homes because the guy just seemed personally offended by shoddy workmanship. 

That’s like every home renovation show.

I wonder if they remixed the song to avoid a copyright takedown.

The timeline from the prequels does kind of mess everything up, but it’s not like there were Jedi everywhere in the first place. Maybe an analogy would be something like Federal Marshals. They exist, most people have never interacted with one or could say what specifically they do, aside from perhaps looking like

I was in second grade, and extremely into space and the space shuttle (as a kindergartener I’d memorized the countdown and launch sequence that the mission control guy narrated during launch). Watching this live on TV was...unpleasant.

You might not think it’s good but it’s hard to say that the Born in the USA cover isn’t “iconic.”

Get in line, I’ve had dibs on kitchen smashing since 1998.