“This Summer: Jim Carey is Mortdecai”

I’d’ve gone with Star Wars: Nobody Ever Really Dies, for the acronym

The best on-screen Cap costume is still the one from his first “mission” in the first Cap movie, the one that’s half stage costume and half army fatigues

Legal bribery by the ludicrously wealthy=okay.

And to avoid having their bags disappear.

[Stargate-like portal powers up in the background]

I was going to make a joke about how Stan Lee was really playing Uatu the Watcher in the Marvel films so I googled to see if Uatu had already appeared (I thought we’d seen a Watcher in a montage or something) and of course there’s already a Stan Lee = Uatu fan theory, complete with explanatory youtube videos and an…

Same.

Yes, fortunately we’ve progressed past devoting huge resources to building useless monuments to our leaders’ hubris.

Thought it was clear: I wrote a reply, realized it was inaccurate, and so removed it. If there’s a way to delete a post rather than just editing it, I don’t remember what it is.

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“I write the total amount of my bill including tip below the numeric total and above the signature line like one would write it on a check. Every time.” I may be missing something here, but how else do you do it? Is the normal thing to just write the tip amount in and then not write the total on the total line?

Ben Affleck is Quantum and/or Woody

It’s a shame that they started off with their version of Dark Knight Returns, because otherwise: Michael Keaton for Old Batman.

I don’t love the idea of being tracked, obviously, but unlike the other tech companies Google seems to provide useful services in exchange for its attempt to know every single thing about you.  I’m not saying its a good deal, necessarily, but it’s something at least. 

Oh god, I just watched that clip and she’s definitely going to be president.

So “a Bruce Springsteen song” then.

I’ve never had Steak-umms, but I love this article. 

Just do a red carpet leading to an after-party, where one former Oscar-winner chosen at random gets behind a podium and reads off the names of the winners. 

Bring on the hosting team the Oscars deserve: James Franco and Ricky Gervais.