And impregnating Danae with a golden shower...

I never managed to watch after the first season, but that first season of Penny Dreadful was great.

Cowl aside, Nite Owl is much more Blue Beetle than Batman.

I probably say this in every Allen Moore movie article, but the reason why Allen Moore film adaptations never work is that movies are basically plot-delivery devices, and plot is the aspect of a work that Moore cares least about. The plot is just the Christmas tree that he gets to hang all the stuff he actually cares…

Lately (for obvious reasons) I’ve had the the line “The ship is sinking” from Tom Waits’ “God’s Away On Business” stuck in my head. The line itself is hardly profound, but the delivery is most of it.

I saw the headline for this earlier in the day and assumed it was a retrospective review of some video release from 10 years ago. I’m astounded they made another one of these.

They need to wait on Red Skull until the X-Men are fully integrated into the MCU, because I want Magneto to get a shot at the Red Skull. 

LOL. Yeah sure they are.

Yeah, Topher Grace, with a similar build to Tobey Maguire and similarly good looking, but with insincere smarm in place of Maguire’s sad, sad eyes should work as a dark reflection of Peter Parker. In a better structured movie, there’s no reason why that wouldn’t work.

I don’t think anyone knew she was in a coma, they thought she was dead. You don’t put coma patients in coffins, crystaline or otherwise. 

I think I’d be more likely to subscribe to Fart Machine than Quibi.  Though realistically there’s no way I’d pay money for either. 

That’s basically the only (thin) silver lining in this whole garbage year.

I think Joe Fixit is my favorite version of the character - especially when (I think in a single issue) Wolverine pranks him by replacing his closet-full of huge mobster suits with purple ripped-up pants, and then he cheats the devil at craps.

While I enjoyed Heroes Reborn at the time (though it doesn’t hold up at all), wasn’t the most significant result of the whole Onslaught mess the Thunderbolts?

It kind of looks like they’ll be conflating Carol’s story and Mar-Vell’s?

Your response is hot, but like watered-down soggy, sweet cardboard. 

It sounds like they were trying a version of the old “we secretly replaced this fancy restaurant’s coffee with Folgers Crystals, and these dumb-dumbs couldn’t tell the difference” commercials.

“Aficionados” have ruined wine and beer, don’t let them take coffee too.  

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Don’t kill her, just recast her with Valerie Harper with no explanation.