Titanic II: Rose Finds A Fence

Yeah, “money can’t buy happiness” is pretty much bullshit. In my experience, the more money I’ve had, the happier I’ve been. I see no reason why that correlation wouldn’t continue.

Like, apparently, everyone else I didn’t watch this show, so this is the first time I’m seeing Madonna’s outfit. Sooo....... WTF is up with Madonna’s outfit?

My favorite DIY custom mode was “Everybody Get Oddjob” wherein one player was Oddjob and everybody else teamed up to kill him as many times as possible. 

So though you tried to stay alive
Your body started to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The savor of the griller...

We’ll just have to wait a little longer to not buy this thing that nobody wants.

Helen Slater’s Bond was even worse than George Lazenby.

Isn’t it time Idris Elba played Q?

Maybe, but they’d hear the loud Honda and think “F’ing Harley,” which is sort of the brand problem in a nutshell. 

I like Anno Dracula, but as comparisons to Moore go, it’s much more League of Extraordinary Gentlemen than From Hell, despite the Jack the Ripper connection. 

Did the Vorlons make him sane? I thought they just made him useful.

I think this is a perfectly serviceable movie. It’s a lousy adaptation of the graphic novel, but - as was noted in the article - I don’t think there’s a good way to turn an Alan Moore book into a movie.

I see we’ve moved on to the Mad Libs phase of 2018.

For some reason this reminded me of the Dalek Relaxation tape

I was just happy they’re sticking with the magic subway train as part of the origin story. 

You’re going to be great, but I’m sad that my internet home (since my first dial-up connection in the before times) is falling apart. Fucking fucking fucking hell. 

Who’d have thought that a videotape of Hulk Hogan fucking Peter Thiel would lead to all of this. 

Sounds Stankey.

...I mean, okay, but why is upgrading your wardrobe any less vain than upgrading your scalp?

Okay doubling up on Joey Lawrences is an unusual casting decision, but how did they land Deadpool for this thing?