I think I’d be more likely to subscribe to Fart Machine than Quibi.  Though realistically there’s no way I’d pay money for either. 

That’s basically the only (thin) silver lining in this whole garbage year.

I think Joe Fixit is my favorite version of the character - especially when (I think in a single issue) Wolverine pranks him by replacing his closet-full of huge mobster suits with purple ripped-up pants, and then he cheats the devil at craps.

While I enjoyed Heroes Reborn at the time (though it doesn’t hold up at all), wasn’t the most significant result of the whole Onslaught mess the Thunderbolts?

It kind of looks like they’ll be conflating Carol’s story and Mar-Vell’s?

Your response is hot, but like watered-down soggy, sweet cardboard. 

It sounds like they were trying a version of the old “we secretly replaced this fancy restaurant’s coffee with Folgers Crystals, and these dumb-dumbs couldn’t tell the difference” commercials.

“Aficionados” have ruined wine and beer, don’t let them take coffee too.  

Looks pretty good. I’m confused by the wedge of blue between the red on her chest and the red on her shoulders, but presumably it makes more sense that way when in motion. 

Up&Up Quart Slider Storage Bag

Up&Up Quart Slider Storage Bag

Don’t kill her, just recast her with Valerie Harper with no explanation.

I want this to fail hard, not because I have anything in particular against Disney, but because the fragmentation of streaming services is going to be really crappy for consumers.

Titanic II: Rose Finds A Fence

Yeah, “money can’t buy happiness” is pretty much bullshit. In my experience, the more money I’ve had, the happier I’ve been. I see no reason why that correlation wouldn’t continue.

Like, apparently, everyone else I didn’t watch this show, so this is the first time I’m seeing Madonna’s outfit. Sooo....... WTF is up with Madonna’s outfit?

My favorite DIY custom mode was “Everybody Get Oddjob” wherein one player was Oddjob and everybody else teamed up to kill him as many times as possible. 

So though you tried to stay alive
Your body started to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The savor of the griller...

We’ll just have to wait a little longer to not buy this thing that nobody wants.

Helen Slater’s Bond was even worse than George Lazenby.

Isn’t it time Idris Elba played Q?