Look, if a phone has a bezel, I can’t accidentally click something close to the edge of the screen with my palm when holding the phone one-handed.  And that’s bad because of reasons. 

Maybe, but they’d hear the loud Honda and think “F’ing Harley,” which is sort of the brand problem in a nutshell. 

I like Anno Dracula, but as comparisons to Moore go, it’s much more League of Extraordinary Gentlemen than From Hell, despite the Jack the Ripper connection. 

Did the Vorlons make him sane? I thought they just made him useful.

I think this is a perfectly serviceable movie. It’s a lousy adaptation of the graphic novel, but - as was noted in the article - I don’t think there’s a good way to turn an Alan Moore book into a movie.

I see we’ve moved on to the Mad Libs phase of 2018.

For some reason this reminded me of the Dalek Relaxation tape

I was just happy they’re sticking with the magic subway train as part of the origin story. 

You’re going to be great, but I’m sad that my internet home (since my first dial-up connection in the before times) is falling apart. Fucking fucking fucking hell. 

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by xenomorphs, starving hysterical naked,

Who’d have thought that a videotape of Hulk Hogan fucking Peter Thiel would lead to all of this. 

Sounds Stankey.

...I mean, okay, but why is upgrading your wardrobe any less vain than upgrading your scalp?

Okay doubling up on Joey Lawrences is an unusual casting decision, but how did they land Deadpool for this thing?

Is she even on Instagram? 

It’s not called “Dissertation Against The Machine.”

Definitely, adopting their language, even trying to subvert it, only serves their purpose.

I think I may have an old 3.5 inch drive with a USB output, but that’s only because I never throw anything away. Are there enough left that can be attached to usable machines to make this viable?

And/or did Emily Blunt not want to be in the Sicario sequel because it was a bad idea?

Well the real question is could anyone in the Star Wars universe lift Thor’s hammer?