The dojo scene - aside from the "chattering monkeys" line - almost worked, because it seemed clear that Danny was repeating something that he'd heard, like this was a scene that was familiar from his own training so he thought he knew what the right response was. Due to his usual derpiness, he fails to understand…

I had exactly the same impression when Carrie-Anne Moss first showed up. Like a sense of relief and "Finally there's a grown-up in the room"

It's another Chicago-theme thing Carl Sandburg had a poem in which he called Chicago "city of big shoulders."

No we shouldn't. No Baseball in cold cities, no hockey in warm cities, no football in non-traumatic-brain-injury cities.

Commissioner Batman? Now you have my attention…

Seems like killing off popular products is Google's main line of business these days.

Photoshop Illustrator is the program you use to try to salvage a usable image after your designer renders what s/he made in Illustrator, sends it to you, and it looks like garbage.

You don't really have to worry about Zack Snyder's knife attack, because he comes in very very slowly. You just have to make sure you get out of there before he switches to attacking very very quickly.

I'm imagining you throwing a pokeball as you yell this. Is that right?

That's because the logo is full of Jiffy Pop, and Superman is hitting it with his heat vision. Moments after this photo was taken, the logo exploded with delicious popcorn.

As I understand it, the old cast found out about the Kickstarter at the same time as everyone else. Joel said something along the lines of "I didn't want to make anyone offers until I knew if and how much money there would be, but I'd like to have everyone involved who's interested." Then, I think, some Rifftrax…

I had exactly this same thought. It's so weird that its no blurry, and there's no random buzzing on the audio track.

Water. Thirsty. Sick man.

No idea, TBH. I just googled, and the internet says she's two years older.

She wasn't old enough to be Clayton's mom either.

Yeah, I have a signed copy. It's a fun read.

The problem is, young people keep turning into more old people.

People make points like this unironically without understanding that they're tautological.

Sure, if they're the worst people.

Regardless of fallaciousness - the "slippery slope" is usually trotted out as shorthand for: "We shouldn't do the right thing today because we don't trust ourselves not to do the wrong thing tomorrow." Which is a pretty shitty argument.