Look you punch one Nazi, tomorrow you punch two Nazis, next thing you know everyone is punching Nazis and then there are no more Nazis. Who are you gonna punch then, smart guy?

Has there been any reporting on whether he's actually an alcoholic, or just looks like one?

I think it's because most of the things there are to respect - e.g. the relative level of respect for minority religions displayed by the Ottomans, the Romans' civil engineering and quas-democracy etc. - are things that we've retained and built upon.

Yeah, pretty on brand.

That's because Spencer is cursed, if he doesn't convince an unsuspecting minority girl to fall in love with him before the last petal falls off of his Iron Cross, he'll be forced to remain a Nazi forever.

For real though, that's kind of Erdogan's goal. Aside from his effort to undermine Kemalism and the government in general, look at him in photo-ops with Ottoman soldier cosplayers, or his attempts to "rebuild" a long-gone Ottoman military barracks in what is now one of the few greenspaces in central Istanbul.

Is this bubble hurtling towards the sun?

Just like if you kill Santa Claus, you become Santa Claus, as was explained in the Tim Allen documentary: The Santa Clause

Okay that pointed me more or less in the right direction. Thanks.

I'm Just A Girl, But My Ex Had An Exciting Job

*sad upvote*

Honest question: who is Not-Captain-America in the header picture?

Also movies have infinitely larger budgets to spend making them not look like dorks.

Yeah I was going to make fun of Not-Captain-America's costume in the picture above (I still might! Stay tuned to this comment thread to find out, True Believer!) but you're right, Marvel has never really figured out a Captain America costume that worked with the mask/helmet on.

It was indeed.

Did you ever find out her secret?

Is it possible to drown from a golden shower?

True, but without the phone for a context clue, that would be a picture of an air freshener.

Yeah, I didn't explain myself very well. The issue I was thinking about was that if they don't remove the 3D attachment from a projector, before showing 2D movies, the thing absorbs like half the light, and you end up with a dark shitty movie.

That's really funny, I've seen a ton of "If Microsoft made cars" jokes, and did not know they were in response to something Gates had actually said.