Seems like killing off popular products is Google's main line of business these days.

Photoshop Illustrator is the program you use to try to salvage a usable image after your designer renders what s/he made in Illustrator, sends it to you, and it looks like garbage.

You don't really have to worry about Zack Snyder's knife attack, because he comes in very very slowly. You just have to make sure you get out of there before he switches to attacking very very quickly.

I'm imagining you throwing a pokeball as you yell this. Is that right?

That's because the logo is full of Jiffy Pop, and Superman is hitting it with his heat vision. Moments after this photo was taken, the logo exploded with delicious popcorn.

As I understand it, the old cast found out about the Kickstarter at the same time as everyone else. Joel said something along the lines of "I didn't want to make anyone offers until I knew if and how much money there would be, but I'd like to have everyone involved who's interested." Then, I think, some Rifftrax…

I had exactly this same thought. It's so weird that its no blurry, and there's no random buzzing on the audio track.

Water. Thirsty. Sick man.

No idea, TBH. I just googled, and the internet says she's two years older.

She wasn't old enough to be Clayton's mom either.

Yeah, I have a signed copy. It's a fun read.

The problem is, young people keep turning into more old people.

People make points like this unironically without understanding that they're tautological.

Sure, if they're the worst people.

Regardless of fallaciousness - the "slippery slope" is usually trotted out as shorthand for: "We shouldn't do the right thing today because we don't trust ourselves not to do the wrong thing tomorrow." Which is a pretty shitty argument.

Look you punch one Nazi, tomorrow you punch two Nazis, next thing you know everyone is punching Nazis and then there are no more Nazis. Who are you gonna punch then, smart guy?

Has there been any reporting on whether he's actually an alcoholic, or just looks like one?

I think it's because most of the things there are to respect - e.g. the relative level of respect for minority religions displayed by the Ottomans, the Romans' civil engineering and quas-democracy etc. - are things that we've retained and built upon.

Yeah, pretty on brand.

That's because Spencer is cursed, if he doesn't convince an unsuspecting minority girl to fall in love with him before the last petal falls off of his Iron Cross, he'll be forced to remain a Nazi forever.