jrobie
John Robie
jrobie

And ostensibly straight. Don't forget ostensibly straight.

Even worse is what "fans" did to those dudes in One Direction, inventing a fantasy about them, then insisting it was real.

T.E. Lawrence.

KING HENRY V:
Who hath sent thee now?

Why not, Fellowship of the Ring was 178 minutes, and the mythology in that is only a little bit less complicated than the Fast movies.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!

Blondie is the rare character who's less sexualized than she was in the 1930's.

"I'm not throwing away my money shot"

The Archie franchise is like 80 years old. Kind of surprising if this is the first porn version.

On the other hand, if they hadn't name checked Marvel heroes, I might not have noticed how much Rita looks like Community Theater Loki.

It's a more flannely boring.

The Smithsonian is only recently getting over its beef with the Wright Brothers, as I recall. Museums have long memories.

Well the rest of the cool stuff was really heavy.

Holy shit. They jailed the paleontologists? Fuck

The hair is one of the side-effects of the Lazarus Pit that they don't tell you about.

Norman got the job because he shot an alien lady in the head.

Right Doom is compelling, Lex - though partially based on Donald in one iteration - is a genius and has a kind of Frank-Underwood-y charm. The Skull just sucks.

She had a pretty good explanatory thread on why she chose the Red Skull rather than Doom or Luthor etc.

I think the best comparison is a less coherent Norman Osborn from the Dark Reign era.