Yeah, it really is. That's probably why it stuck with me in the 16(?!) years since I read it.

Spend more time listening to the wisdom of the ignorant racists of course.

Considering he's like 75, you're probably right. He might not even be up for the trip from Israel. Barack looks pretty fit though.

I wish Hogan would have just stopped when the 80's were over.

There are always these jokes about "X famous person should be president." However I haven't heard one of these over the last year that I didn't honestly think would be a better president than the current one.

Yep, except for all of the people who objected to him doing that, not a peep. I definitely never heard the phrase "deporter-in-chief" uttered once during the period from 2008-2016.

"Someday I Will Drive This Short Bus Myself"

There are plenty of talented people working on YouTube because the barrier to entry is so low. However lazy studio cash grabs are all bad, regardless of who they star.

Oh god, I think you're right. I'm recalling rumors of a Transformers/GI Joe movie, and the alleged studio interest in a Fast&Furious/Terminator crossover (in the Vin Diesel is a terminator fan theory article a few days ago).

Well good. She seems nice.

Only true if you assume that there isn't a substantial monster demographic.

That was what I thought of as well. But this format has a long history. That's basically what the Jack Benny radio show was, for instance.

Spencer Ackerman?

I think Dancing With The Stars is more or less a variety show already.

Conflicted because I like good beer and want there to be more of it, but "connoisseurs" have already ruined wine, and their on their way to ruining beer and coffee.

I listened to an audiobook version with a full cast, and (I believe) Pullman doing the narration years ago.

Letting something fester doesn't do anyone any good, but I do not in the slightest believe in forgiveness for people who don't deserve it.

If what I read is accurate, t's not a replacement, it's a weird appliance woven from his actual hair, and secured to the wispy strands of hair still growing from his scalp by tiny gold clamps. As the "anchor hairs" grow it requires periodic adjustments, costing many thousands of dollars.

Air burial

I only knew him from the phrase they coined to describe him: "Frickin' Asshole." Did he have a museum too?