If there's a gold fringe on your flag, that means you're being admiralty offensive, and it doesn't count.

To be fair, this was a McDonald's idea, but then Burger King settled on it.

Thank you! I was trying to figure out if I'd had the true purpose of those things wrong all this time (like the way Sharper Image calls their vibrators "back massagers") and couldn't think what else you could do with it.

I thought the thing about "lone wolves" was that they're dangerous because, lacking a pack to hunt with, they're likely to be desperate enough to attack people.

One issue of The New Mutants I read recently had the best/worst footnote I've ever seen in a comic, explaining why two characters named Tom Corsi and Sharon Friedlander were living on Muir Island: "They were transformed into Indians by the Demon Bear in NM #20"

I couldn't tell either, and googled. Apparently they're real and they're terrible.

Ask Andy Warhol?

I think just going to a strip club would be less embarrassing because it's more honest.

I haven't flown RyanAir in over a decade, is it really as bad as Spirit? Spirit always seems like it's less a real airline, and more an elaborate practical joke put on by the rest of the industry to make them look better by comparison.

But local restaurants all suck in their own special unique ways. At a chain restaurant, you know the kind of suck you're getting.

Is that for real? I wrote the same thing an hour after you did, but was just assuming.

But he always orders well done.

Whoopi Goldberg, surprisingly enough.

….er…the FAMAS Awards of course? The Filipino Academy of Movie Arts and Sciences Awards!

You mean….it can be two things?

EGOT is for losers, PEUGEOT or GTFO (that's Peoples' Choice, Emmy, UEFA Cup, Grammy, Emmy #2, Oscar, Tony).

Lois Lane isn't in the X-Men, she's X- Factor. Duh.

She didn't so much leave him, as disintegrate him as I recall. It was a bad movie.

Seems unlikely that "Chuck" is going to reveal himself on TV.

It may not be the website we need, but it's the website we deserve.