aka "Trump's Razor"

This is dangerously close to making me care what "seeso" is.

Pretty sure that's the Castle Freak you're thinking of.

The new season of which is going to have to be aired on CMT, after PBS is shut down, and which will mostly feature bear-baiting.

Somehow Piers Morgan manages to be both host and parasite.

I'll allow it, but only if the speech begins "We're not so different, you and I…" and is delivered in a Ricardo Montalban accent.

He got a pass because he wasn't actually a plumber. (Or named Joe.)

Between most brands that I've tried (eg Dasani, Deer Park, etc), not really. If I'm really paying attention, I can probably distinguish Evian by taste, but that's almost more like a difference in mouth-feel than taste.

I initially read this as saying that putting your hand in pure water, you'd feel "a strong dying sensation," which is a good turn of phrase, even if it's not accurate or in the story.

Appropriately or not, I've had Langston Hughes' "Let America Be America Again" running through my head a lot lately. Particularly "America was never America to me"

Fortunately we're turning out planet into Venus, and so can save ourselves the trip.

Shia is a pretentious/often annoying actor. Nazis are Nazis. In this instance I'm With The Beef.

It's about a kid who get's so good at playing KOTOR, that an alien comes down in a spaceship to recruit him to fight against the New Order.

Which directly contradicts what Punky Brewster taught us about not taking cover in refrigerators. It's like I don't know what to believe anymore.

I did not know that.

Fair. But still Ron just doesn't seem anything like her equal. Not that Harry would be better.

With Scarlett Johansson as the undifferentiated-evil Mongol/Turkic horde.

How about Hermione/SomeoneSheDidn'tMeetAtAgeSeven? Ron seemed more like her pet than a romantic partner.

This is the kind of common sense we're looking for on the National Security Council, welcome to the team @disqus_warxrCGsDk:disqus ! Your confirmation hearing is on Thursday so there's plenty of time to prepare. Also you'll have to pay your own way to DC.

THAT'S WHAT SHE ALLEGED IN A COURT FILING!