"For 8 years I was worried about my weird invented fantasies of things I thought the president might do. That's exactly the same as you being worried that the new president will do the things he said he's going to do."

Rogaine was also developed as a heart medication. Basically the 90's were a good time to be a bald flaccid dude with a bad heart.

Solid point, but to capture that demo, CBS will still need everyone to explain to their parents what "streaming" is and why they should pay for it.

I don't see why everyone is so worried about this, all it needs to succeed is for a huge number of people to start paying for yet another streaming service with nothing else worthwhile on it.

Skant.

I didn't know he was involved in the Sandman project. Ugh.

I didn't even notice at first. Didn't know that IV wrote newswires.

Can't be too much longer before there's a diaper that texts you when it's wet.

I'd've gone with Man-Droid

Doctor Oz isn't covered because he's going to be on the Registry.

Either that or everyone else's lack of access to a time machine.

I thought Reynolds and Fillion were the two guys. Was Ruccolo the girl or the pizza place?

Dear Hollywood:

As Chekhov said: If you're going to have a mute ninja, he needs to have either a wolf sidekick, or an evil ninja adoptive-brother. Preferably both.

Naw that was "Nearly mute gangster/mama's boy is haunted by an arm-chopping demon policeman or something"

The mute main character is a nod to the Nicolas Winding Refn's oeuvre being most suited for playing on mute in the background at parties.

Except that the Duke Brothers were too likeable and compassionate, sure.

"Frank Grillo is Gibsoning our hackwall! Deploy Q-berts!"

STEP-UP 2 THA SHORT SALE. It climaxes with a choreographed flash mob dance taking over the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.

Probably because he savages bad bad movies, but also has an appreciation of well made trash.