Free lancers can write their thinkpieces now, and fill the names in later.

I'm looking forward to everyone being super excited about this movie at TIFF, and then it getting mixed to positive reviews when it comes out, followed by thinkpieces when the lawyer gets a best actress nomination but the director is "snubbed."

If Marvel lets Waititi do what he wants, this will be the best, most unique movie in the MCU so far. Hunt for the Wilderpeople and What We Do in the Shadows were both fantastic.

This is a thing that a popular musician did. This is exactly the sort of thing I want from AVC. It isn't a good job Internet. It isn't politics or food (though some of their food writers are actually pretty good). It isn't a nonstory about some random tweets about Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham.

Here are some foods that have undergone fermentation:
-bread
-prosciutto
-salami
-cheese
-beer, wine, and liquor
-soy sauce
-hot sauce, either directly (as in the case of sriracha) or because it mostly uses vinegar.

Rory loves self-centered heirs to wealth with awful hair. It's not that big a leap.

Anyone who didn't give up after the end of season 4, or at many points thereafter, has already shown Netflix that they won't stop, no matter how unlikable Rory becomes, we'll still tune in.

I'm only watching if Rory kills Logan.

That would be an improvement.

Seeing as how America just elected an orange fuckwit who doesn't understand the importance of nonproliferation, I'd say that the new generation absofuckinglutely needs this.

Don't they still employ Corey Lewandowski? I guess anything less than swallowing is insufficient for Trump.

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when these rednecks realize that they've been drinking a Belgian-Brazilian owned beer.

I have some bad news to tell you.

The guy they voted for has spent four days whining about the size of the crowds at his inauguration, yet they think we're the snowflakes? Conservative boomers are a bunch of whiny little bitches.

Hopefully this includes some nods to the 90s run of Black Panther under Christopher Priest, which is amazing.

By "height," he meant "plateau that will never drop off."

You can't make a keurig to brew beer on demand. Brewing beer takes time. A lager takes several weeks. The most a keurig can do is add beer concentrate and carbonation to water, which sounds disgusting. Or it could work like the recently announced picobrew, which takes as long as homebrewing at five times the cost.

Where are you people buying non-vegan pizza dough? Are you using butter instead of oil?

Yes, it's disgusting that potato vodka exists.

This cracker should be renamed Boo Hoo Bice.