You should only wash your chicken if you want to get salmonella. Please do not wash chicken.

You could also put salmonella in a spray bottle and mist your whole kitchen to achieve the same effect as washing your chicken.

"Alison, dear, you got to deal with her just like I dealt with those fighter jets that were attacking my helicopter."

There's a real possibility that these trailer viewing numbers don't reflect anything significant.

I hope you at least got some money in the wrongful death suit after Christie crushed her beneath his enormous girth.

Yes, nobles sometimes raped their subjects.

Prima noctis is a myth. It was never a thing.

By "funny" you mean "eerily prescient."

Trump is literally letting an immigrant take an American's job. It's the one thing his supporters care about, and here he is letting an immigrant take an American's job and Trump is making money off of it.

Winning the electoral college is coming in first. That's the goal.

Making a few hundred white supremacists look like they might be a few million does more to help them than to mock them.

A post with just over 120 upvotes on a subreddit with fewer than ten thousand subscribers is not news.

I voted for Hillary because of how dire and dangerous this is. It is precisely because of how dire and dangerous this is that I want the Clintons out of politics forever, after they handed the election to Trump.

Does you plan for winning in 2020 consist of berating everyone who voted for Hillary but didn't adequately love her? Good luck.

I did vote for Hillary. I voted for Bernie in the primaries and for Hillary in the general election because Trump should have been stopped. I do wish Hillary was elected.

I voted for Hillary. I am not happy that Trump is president. Unlike Hillary, I never supported Trump. If the same idiots that thought it was safe to elevate Trump keep on running the opposition, Trump will be re-elected in 2020. Hillary, and the whole wing of the party that handed the election to Trump, should be…

And why would I be happy that Trump won? Unlike the DNC, I never supported him.

It is good to have a strategy. It is not good to have a dumb or evil strategy. The pied piper strategy was dumb or evil.

Trump also feels bad about his tiny hands, that he can't fuck his daughter, and that anyone, anywhere can criticize him. He's an insecure man-baby. What Trump feels bad about is not a useful measure of what matters.

And if the Clinton campaign hadn't literally sent an email to the DNC saying that they wanted to do exactly that, I would agree. But they did. The media might have done what they did anyway, and it's possible the email had no effect. But they literally asked for Donald Trump to be "elevated" as a "pied piper…