Which democrat? “Vote for the democrat” isn’t useful advice when we’re deciding which democrat to nominate. 

Excited for more teams named FC, United, and Real. 

Being a seal has fuck all to do with his policies. 

Supporting, e.g., family separation at the border is much worse than exaggerating how much Native American ancestry you have.

Resistance: “Aha! Sir, you are in check, and I have check mate in 3 moves. I doff my cap at thee. You have been a worthy opponent, but I have bested you.”

Republican: *beats you to a pulp.*

Resistance: “Sir, that is not how you play chess!”

Man, AV Club is barely on the Univision payroll.

When all you have is hammer, you need sickle. 

Who can forget Armstrong’s famous quote: “That’s one small step for an American, a giant leap for Americankind.”

But it wasn’t inevitable. These papers are or were sustainable. The jobs are getting cut because of private equity firms, and has nothing to do with the underling inevitability of the papers declining. 

I like that you think your private school is progressive when it’s 88% white. You can’t be 88% white and progressive. 

“It was my daughter who immediately noticed that all the kids of color were in one class. If you’re going to have that policy, you need to be upfront,” he said.

Is there anyone who really wants a Madelyne Prior movie?

Don’t read past a spoiler warning and then bitch about spoilers.

While we’re adding things to characters that aren’t actually in the depiction of the characters, let’s say that Lando and Dumbledore had a gay relationship and adopted two kids.

Part of why the disengaged are so disengaged is a not-totally-wrong belief that they’re fucked regardless. They believe they’re fucked either way because of these smug politico assholes who mock anyone who imagines the possibility of not being fucked.

Half the cast of SHIELD is people of color.

Then we should put everyone with 30 years of experience in prison.

Even Texas has a massive wild boar problem. You can’t walk to a barbecue without tripping over a gun in Texas.

The hunters are now lobbying the government to sell off protected land, as with Vista, discussed above.

Another thing that changed that weakened the ties between the two branches of outdoor culture is gun culture. Hunting and target shooting are less important than “defense.” The “hunting” section of a dick’s or Sportsman’s Warehouse is dominated by handguns and ARs and accessories.