I’d like to add. He truly lived up to the number “0" in life.

Seriously, how is Arenas not an absolute and total pariah?

How is this news? Next will we find out he’s in a dad band, or that when he goes out to the garage, he just looks at porn on his phone and sighs?

The dealer is no longer under the same ownership. Its still there though but under a different name. But It wouldn’t make sense to name the dealer now as it would do a disservice to the current dealership and some could imply that they were the ones that did it. Were they still around I would most definitely name them…

He’s in the right party, though. No brain impediment disqualifies someone as a Republican candidate.

Or he used it as a defense - How could I be a sexual predator? Little old broken me in this wheelchair?

“Also, I might have committed light treason.”

“You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident definitely I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And the pain also made reading and studying very difficult.”
- Madison Cawthorn, on why his grades in college sucked.

We definitely need people who are “less intelligent”…

He probably wouldn’t be cast as a date rapist because he looks so much like a date rapist, there would be no suspense as to whether or not the character would end up being a date rapist.

Patrick Henry College like all Evangelical colleges is both a wingnut welfare finishing school and a haven for sexual predators. Not surprised anyone coming out of there and in politics is a miscreant.  

The “current Republican intern on Capitol Hill” quoted above refers to him parking outside her dorm in a spot reserved for people with disabilities. So I would assume this was after, unless he was being horrible about that as well.

As the GOP base has demonstrated, all you need to do is be white, and repugnant to liberals.

“...all that happened before I found Jesus”

I would bet $100 that Madison Cawthorn used the fact that he was in a wheelchair to gain girls sympathy so that he could prey on them more easily. Yeah, I said it.

Excuse me, but WTF is the problem? They’re married. Jesus didn’t say shit about having an OnlyFans! Being Christian must be hard.

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

That little ditty might be far too old for the average Kinja commenter to recognize.

Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?
If Jalponik says “don’t do it”
do you raise them up in spite?
Do they slam into your windscreen
Leaving cracks both left and right?
Do your windshield wipers chatter
On the windshield overnight?

This article is straight up 100% wrong. 

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.