Shout out to all my fellow balding middle-aged men who now REALLY want to play some Goldeneye...

You missed an opportunity to have the list go directly from #4 to #2. It is the Half-Life universe, after all, where no number exists between those two.

How can we ignore the 800lb gorilla in the room, which is:

Show of hands, who saw the byline and just assumed it was a Bug?

He can't read the article, he's been blinded by science

To be fair, Biden’s 3-0 as well.

You can't argue with math.

That was 4 years ago. This year, she died of COVID and he fed on her rotting corpse.

Good point.

In 1989, my mother and my 3 year-old-self were caught crossing the border near Tijuana. We were leaving El Salvador where the American caused Civil War convinced my mom to finally leave. My mom and I were put in a detention center, TOGETHER, for 2 days. We applied for asylum as refugees of war and were permitted to…

If you don’t like this outcome, be my guest and...

When I saw the announcement earlier today I thought finally! I’m glad we’re getting an actual assassin in game now. I’ve been convinced Assassin’s Creed and Watch dogs exist in the same universe since AC4 and WD. The references and easter eggs between the two were just to obvious.

Yeah we’ll get the Federal video game regulators down there right away.

come join the Index gang if you can get one

It’s not that it’s news, it’s that someone took the time to actually research it and prove it to be true.

Nah, but it’s useful ammunition in our many attempts at getting shit done.

This is news?

I really wonder what’s going on at Delta. They’ve been really aggressive about enforcing mask-wearing on their flights even to the point of permanently banning people from flying on their planes and now this. Tossing Karen off the flight is one thing but an upgrade and a “Black Lives Matter” Delta pin? I’m stunned. If…

Hey, look! I found even more examples of Fibonacci spirals in nature!

Great. Now I'm picturing God as a bored programmer sitting in a cubicle copying and pasting lines of code into his Sim game.