They’ve never had 1kun

Ooh lah lah someone’s gonna get laid in college. 

We’ll take it

We paid him in beer that isn’t made in Milwaukee but an hour away in the rural town of New Glarus.

I don’t close the apps because I need to save battery, I close the apps because I’m OCD about it.

I can’t star this comment 1,000 fucking times, so I just want you to know that if I could, I would star this comment 1,000 fucking times.

Hit show incoming! See if Jessica’s okay with the fourth being Jeffrey Tambor bringing back his character from Transparent.

Completely went over my head.

One R too many

I like how Ben Carson, a world-class neurosurgeon, gets into the cabinet not as Secretary of Health and Human Services, but as Secretary of HUD. You just know Donald Trump’s thinking is “hey, Ben’s a black guy who grew up in ‘da hood,’ he’d be great!”

Franklin Pierce was a fucking knob

Donald Trump got hard reading your typo.

It’s hard to knock that strategy when it got him to within a heartbeat of the presidency of the USA.

References to crystals, I guess. 

Can confirm. Source: I’ve sold something like 20 TDI’s myself this calendar year.

But it’s quite literally “fuck you money”

I bet you’re fun at parties

Cody Rhodes should be going to the Khans and getting them to buy FITE TV before VKM can snap it up.

Goldberg was certainly a shining example of what the worst of WCW was - looked great on the surface, but the lake was a mile wide and an inch deep.

...can he run for president?