Better than a Romulan

Hey, how about instead of being an incorrigible douche nozzle, come to Milwaukee. I’ll personally buy you a beer and show you around. You’ll find cultural significance, trust me.

I bet fans would do it for fucking free.

No

Yeah, but he also said the Earth was flat, so we weren’t paying attention.

It’s been Con-nuh-tun in Milwaukee all year, he doesn’t correct anyone when they pronounce it that way.

I told my wife during the credits that I’m going to start growing out my beard. She said there was no way I’d be able to grow even Thor’s previous beard by then. She’s right. Damn it.

I am the Norse God of Fast Food

He also bought the house for his mom. The frequency of his jokes involving his mom are pretty solid evidence that they’re very close. I know that if I were single and bouncing from woman to woman in my mid-twenties, recovering from addiction, fighting crippling depression and Crohn’s Disease, I’d probably go live with…

He’s definitely made a joke on SNL’s Weekend Update about he and his mom having an awkward moment, then after the laugh he adds an aside that “It’s okay, I bought her a house.”

HOUSE KINGS-SUNS.

The fact that Frontier still can’t figure out Elite Dangerous for PSVR and they’re about to get beaten to it by No Man’s Sky pisses me off to no end.

I sell VW’s. What really opens my eyes is how the Golf Sportwagen got here. When we first had it, it was selling like hot cakes. By the time the Alltrack came out, it got blown to the back burner. People couldn’t give a fuck about it.

lolwtf is that

She must mean “longer than the nights.”

My wife fucked your wife? 

Elite Dangerous just finished up its “Beyond” set of expansions last year. It’s still a far better space game than NMS - although there’s an argument that they’re not really comparable since ED is a “sim” and NMS is more “arcade-y.” I’m far more excited for next year’s massive update to ED than I am for NMS, which is…

Which Volkswagen fucked your wife? Was it the Golf Cabrio? Getting a strong feeling it’s the Golf Cabrio.

Rivian vs. VW...Originality, sure, Rivian has them beat. But VW has established brands they can tap into. You just know a beetle is coming eventually.

Full disclosure: I work at a big Volkswagen dealership. I was astounded to find the Atlas on this list, because they’re just not in back...ever?