Are we sure that Janeane Garofalo didn’t continue this vicious cycle by jerking off in front of Louis CK after Milton Berle jerked off in front of her?

I expect the president will want to have more addresses like this in the next two years leading up to 2020. Why march out Pelosi and Schumer - the geriatric ‘faces’ of a boring, sneering Democratic Party - when you can put out different senators and representatives who are considering a run for 2020? Why not Kamala…

Thank you. Take the fucking gloves off. A lot of those Trumpers in 2015 and 2016 would talk about how they like him because he “tells it like it is.”

Can we move this thread to Reddit so I can give you some Gold?

I hope my wife is as hot as Michelle Obama in her 50's.

She’s not the only one who thinks Bill Nye is the love of her life.

I’m hurting like you’re hurting here. That opening scene in Cosmos, when he’s sharing his personal experience as a teenager with Carl Sagan, is so powerful and inspiring.

Bill’s an occasional guest and sometimes co-host of StarTalk, but he’s got his own thing.

For some reason, I read this comment and thought of the episode of South Park where Kyle's dad buys a Prius.

Well don't forget how Dawkins reacted when he found out Mrs. Garrison used to be a man.

Do you think her marriage to Ben Stiller broke down because Christine Taylor refused to roleplay Marcia Brady in the bedroom?

Bonus points if it’s the kind of hat Maxine Waters would wear.

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK?!

Yeah but Anthony Davis’ agent isn’t going to need to package him with another client to get interest. Caldwell-Pope needed Rich Paul to exploit that connection.

I’m here Huckleberry

Wait for the infrastructure to get built. In Wisconsin there’s a gas station company that is looking into installing multiple EV ports at all their locations. They figure if they get ahead of the game, they’ll be known as the place to go to charge EV’s. From what I gather that was a couple years away minimum though.

I sell cars in Milwaukee. We had customers a few months ago come up from Illinois to buy a car for their son in college, but instead of registering it in Cook County with the ridiculous sales tax rate, they registered it at the son’s apartment at college - in Montana, where there is no sales tax.

I sell Volkswagens. Wait for the ID line of EV’s from VW that should start hitting the showrooms sometime next year - the E-Golf has had a bunch of dumb issues that they’ve ironed out with the MEB platform.

Hey, I know one! Bryant and Stratton is a for-profit school in downtown Milwaukee. They just started their athletic program like...last year.

I came on here to write this almost verbatim.