He was just making sure they weren't doing any gay stuff.

Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, and Franklin are untouchable for obvious reasons. I am fine with losing Grant and Jackson, but I think only for someone that founded the country:

Why would we put a woman on the $20 bill? Then it would only be worth $15!

Crazy how people are still worrying about if Mac is better than Windows. Real editors tell compelling stories, not worry about hardware. IJS

Naw, nobody is finding Waldo. . .

He's a God

I'm happy Gronk is a thing.

So that's Rommel's book.

Look on the bright side. No one pointed out that you spelled Massachusetts wrong.

A little late. Its been raining touchdowns on the Colts for the last couple of hours.

Donald Sterling:

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

My brother and his friend went to his steakhouse and ordered a glass of some crazy expensive whiskey (can't remember). When the bar didn't have it in stock the bartender told someone "Ditka has a bottle at his desk, should be in the bottom right drawer if he has any left." There was. Not a crazy story, but not that…

1 - I guess John Tyler never heard of the concept of a "hands team."

Last week he blew the snap count on third down and Stafford butterfingered the ball because he was busy telling the Cardinals who he was going to throw it to and they had to punt. They cut to a wide shot and Raiolas standing there looking at Stafford with his hands in the air while the rest of the line still had no…

They actually just smeared peanut butter on his palate to make it look like he was talking.

And that was the last time Tom brought a copy of "The Origin of Species" to an SEC game.

/drops mic