You laugh, but this guy lost eight pounds of self-respect in a week.

This is why people have such insecurities about working out at the gym; you're supposed to be able to do weirdshit.

Looks like he's on the Wile E Coyote workout plan...

I'm embarrassed for this guy. I mean, nothing is worse than a basketball jersey on a grown man.

Seriously, the Lakers have not been this entertaining since the Shaq years. The Twilight of Kobe is like Kurtz waiting at the end of the Nung River. Carlos Boozer is the water buffalo.

An old man playing with kids? He's Michael Jackson every day.

I think he was just using his phone. Not as funny - unless it was a flip phone!!!!!!1111

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

These photos are good photos.

sorry I'm not a religious reader.

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

CHEMTRIALS!1!!!!11!!!one!!!

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

#NotEveryNigerianConstructionWorker

It is the work of an insane person.

Please don't mock me for trying to bring logic into this letter, but how can "RR" not see that it was braver of her to have called out the racist in front of everyone else than it would have been to do it one-on-one?

Batshit racist and sexist content aside, I am amazed at the lack of grammatical errors.

Didn't Ronald Reagan die?

A logo with a kickstand. Not too surprised, it's 20 years old and they're finally taking off the league's training wheels.