Trump: “We did it! We got Mexico to send troops to the border!”

You know, that is funny that you bring it up. I grew up in that general area, a bit east in York County and we were always “South Central, PA” I have never actually heard just Southern PA used as a descriptor. Philly is Southeast PA and Pittsburgh is Western or Southwestern PA.

“just surround the guy with the dozen cruisers on scene and be done”

Thieves cracked into a distribution trailer in central Pennsylvania last Saturday, making off with about 100,000 eggs from Pete & Gerry’s Organics in the borough of Greencastle.

Come on, if this came out over the radio, you wouldn’t want to go see?  More fun than eating donuts and drinking coffee.

Reminded me of one of those flipper robots from Robot Wars.

They are going to be sold through shell companies.

No one steals 8,000+ cartons of eggs to give them away. No one steals 8,000+ cartons of organic eggs, period, unless they know they have a way to sell them. Whoever did this owns a chicken farm or another egg distribution business and intends to swap the eggs into their own packaging.

In the hands of a good operator, those things (and really all heavy equipment) make that money back very quickly.  They’re losing money when they’re just sitting idle.

Also kind of the plot for Triple 9

7 is more than a few hours. Along with the fact that this started because he tried to ram a pedestrian. Just let him keep cruising! Are you serious?

“You’re the driver.”

I count 11 cops in that photo. Certainly there were even more just outside of the picture. Coordinate this kinda thing with a bunch of bank robberies going on at the same time and success would be assured.

Oh, not just them. Fuck each and every person who decided that because Harris wasn’t their own personal unicorn, they were going to stay home or vote for Jill Stein. I understand the Muslim community in Dearborn is aghast about his plans for Gaza, the same community whose votes he won a plurality of. Hey folks, he’s…

“this car has been through the ringer”

Please, Bradley... it’s “WRINGER”.

Nissan is trying to be a gold digger who won’t put out.

Because you need VIN plates and a title for the one you stole?
 
Dunno if there’s a YearOne equivalent for the 911, where you can get more or less everything but the VIN. That’s about the only reason I could think of for buying this thing.

The only widows that thing will be making is with tetanus.

All you need is a VIN to join PCA!

The question was “Do you feel lucky, punk?”