The civil lawsuits (and subsequent settlements) that are going to be lobbed will be massive. 

Where’s Luigi when you need him?

Flipside: that’s 10 minutes less time spent inside LAX

I am guessing the car would stop if you opened the door. 

Did he not read the placard attached (in very fine print) to the back of the seat...

Is he seriously getting a parking spot in front of his building every time as he claims? Could he simply park on a different side of the street to avoid the fee?

Everybody’s walkin’ at me,

In Waymo’s defense, he did reach forward and tear Johnny Cab from its mount.

He also said he wasn’t sure if the customer service agent was real or AI, which he found concerning. “Where’s the empathy?

A+ Your literary analogies are apt! Apt, I say!

F#ck that...the day they charge me a fee to fly my helicopter into Manhatty is the day I stop eating filet mignon and switch to sirloins and caviar, goddammit.

Crazy thought... he could park one block closer to be inside the zone all the time.

Hope he has some rich friends that see this and relentlessly heckle him by giving him consoling pats on the back and saying they didn’t know how poor he is, and maybe take up a collection around the office for him, which will only amount to a few $1 bills and some pocket change to really rub it in. 

I’ll name two: London and Stockholm. Both successfully introduced congestion pricing and both have had 20% reductions in traffic in increased investment into public transit.

You can say it til your face turns blue, but congestion pricing is not regressive.

“Hey, I’m walkin’ here!” ~ Midtown Cowboy (2025)

Instead of complaining that he, a very rich man, has to pay a whole $9 to drive to see his kids, he could instead contemplate the factors that contributed to his children living, you know, elsewhere.

Well, if I were to invent super-drones powered by gravitic wing-wangers, I would definitely fly them with standard FAA lights and allow them to be filmed by every stooge in NJ with a smart phone. Cuz that’s how top-secret inventions are kept secret.... hide in plain sight. /s

VHS! Imagine the porn possibilities.

just don’t get busy with a blacklight or anything...