Maybe…make sure you understand what somebody is saying before calling them an idiot.

Teslas probably crash for the same hoon related reasons Corvettes and 911s do.

I can add one data point to this story: after my brother bought a Tesla, he started driving like an idiot so he could show off his rad acceleration. Tough to tell though: do people get stupid, then buy a Tesla, or do they buy a Tesla and become stupid drivers? Chicken vs. Egg vs. Idiot.

No, you’re the one who either misread the article or doesn’t understand the article. What they determined was that there were 5.6 fatalities for every 1 billion miles driven in a Tesla. There were only 3.9 fatalities in a Hyundai over the same number of miles. So, there were 50% more deaths per mile driven in Teslas…

The worst part in this case is her delusion led her to feed the monkey as if he was a human child, instead of feeding him food that a monkey needs to live, which ended up with him being horribly malnourished.

His real mom was likely killed by a poacher because influencers who need baby monkeys for clicks have created a black market for baby monkeys.

‘I’m not going to let one little mistake break me I’m willing to change anything and everything for him.’

Smart/Safe cars tend to attract Stupid/Unsafe drivers that can be more stupid and unsafe thanks to modern technology. Yay...

You have a good point, but you have to remember than when an Altima crashes, the dimension in Hell from which they sprang is opened, and the wreck is sucked back home, so there’s less evidence?

So. Um. Given the last paragraph?
Maybe change the headline or first line to: Tesla owners are the worst drivers on the road, as they somehow make what Consumer Reports rated as the most safe car, into the least safe. I mean, I think that’s an interesting phenomena.
And much more interesting, finally, than the rest of…

I’m just here to drink the sweet tears of the Musky Boys.

It’s wild animal, not a child. You are not its mother. You know how I know that. 1. Monkey moms are fucking awesome. They protect their offspring, teach them how to survive in the wild, feed them, clean them... monkey mom shit. and 2. You’re not a fucking monkey.

Good on the sanctuary owner for refusing to return that poor, abused monkey to that influencer that barely deserves to be called a human.

How exactly Musk supposedly used Starlink to steal the election isn’t entirely clear

Anyone who thinks unrealistic timelines are an effective motivation tool deserves to fail.

This. The low price makes me wonder what problems are being covered up. I’ve bought a low-priced, freshly-painted, vintage Porsche before, and regretted it. But man, I love the 928, and I want to believe!

Orange Jesus will wipe his ass with Rudy. To Trump, people are commodities to used until their usefulness has been expended. I don’t think we’ll ever hear him utter Rudy’s name again.

He’d up in an Italian jail for pawing at Meloni.

Don’t worry, there’s a new Sheriff in town at the DOJ.