Probably b/c you spouted off about something that’s not in the article & happens to blame the victim. At least, that’s why *I* think you’re a pro-establishment dick.

No lights, no siren, no special privileges.

they drop a bridge or condo on you in Florida, not an ambulance. 

Life is just an ongoing Onion article for most Americans

Hit the nail on the head here.

I know this is a bit of snark, but I don’t think people value their health, range of motion, etc. enough. This guy is in his 70's, out cycling. He’s probably put a lot into his life staying healthy, making good choices, so that he could feel good in his old age and do the things he loves. And then someone careless and…

Alternate headline:

Probably stole his wallet too.

It crossed in 3 days and 10 hours, friend, not 3 hours and 10 minutes. That would be absurd lol. it took the Concorde 3 hours to cross the atlantic. 

You think it’s bad now, just wait.

I thought it was a “phantom dually” at first but yeah 4 wheels and tires back there, to make the wank panzer even more useless.

I can’t blame them for thinking the Cybertruck market might be ripe ground for the Greater Fool Theory.

Pretty sure it was incompetent prosecution and policing that did that, not OJ.

There are dozens of new ones piled up in mall parking lots around here waiting to be sold, while their stupid stainless bodies deteriorate in the sun and rain and bird crap.

Its because they think that the economic pain will be felt by ‘those people’.

It is a “unique piece” of garbage. one will need:

They all leak and all of them have mold...

If you have a gasoline powered generator, a high output 12 V battery charger, spare wire and lots of fuses. I can smell the ozone it produces & the Mold from all the leaks, here from Oregon...

0-60 time:  Nope.

I can smell the inside of this thing from Sacramento.