He had to train up until he could run faster than the cars.

A sequel to one of the dumbest movies ever made. “I’m gonna move your motor back and.....” Because, you know NASCAR doesn’t have like, rules, or inspections or anything like that. And a sprint car driver who knows nothing about chassis setup. Talladega Nights was a much better movie; it was actually funny because DAYS…

See also my new Pedestrian Safety Bill:

Not to mention that half of the cars at sideshows are stolen anyway.

She also brought her parents into the country. So ‘chain migration’

Every accusation is a confession. 

Funny how the ones who cry the loudest usually have the most to hide.

My kid is in school in Queens; this is absolutely 100% the parents’ fault. There is rarely any need to drive your kids in the first place: https://steinhardt.nyu.edu/research-alliance/research/spotlight-nyc-schools/how-far-do-nyc-students-travel-get-school

the buses are not fans of this practice, and they’ve been ratting out the parents reporting a crime

I have no sympathy for parents like this.  Park around the block and walk to the front of the school to get your kid.  It’s pure selfishness.

I was going to almost partly side with the parents, but really it’s not a problem the city made. It’s a problem the schools made by not setting up the school with an addequate way for parents to drop off. Whether that’s a public school system issue or private schools, I don’t know.

Elon Musk? Barely know him. He’s had some tiny success here and there. They’re saying electric cars and rockets. Very low energy stuff. Did a terrible job in Pennsylvania. I never asked him for a thing, he was totally on his own! He was writing checks all over the place and couldn’t do a thing. Tremendous failure if yo…

John Lennon-bespeckled Axl is the best Axl.

Farley did say bonuses may change depending on the automaker’s fourth-quarter performance.

It’s only down 35 hp from my 2001 M3...

I would say this is a very far-fetched take.

More like “I’m Dollar Tree Shaq, because I can’t hit a free throw either.”  Other than race, height, athletic ability, and wealth, we are basically the same.

Did you just compare a FWD econobox to an M3? I guess I am a bargain store Steph Curry since we are the same height...

By continuing to use Twitter, you are choosing to support Musk and all of his bullshit.

Only available as a Crew Cab, extra short bed.  Would make a decent work truck for local business if they just made a regular cab, and cut the price 20 grand.