All cats are crisis actors.  The crisis is the empty food bowl.

The only winning move is not to play. 

Geez, should’ve just started a Computer Club and then it could’ve been legit!

Are we positive that the cat isn’t just a crisis actor?

Sources say school administrators were suspicious of the high school teacher who could apparently pay rent AND feed himself.

Because we should ease them into full adult responsibility. We shouldn’t treat them like children until 18 and then expect them to ‘act like an adult’ on their 18th birthday.

Because it has nothing to do with giving these *children* rights, it’s about giving fast-food franchises access to even cheaper *child labour* at unsociable hours when public transport is even less useful.

Come to New Orleans.

“Jones...claims that the Department of Justice spent five minutes out of a three hour meeting discussing the feline.”

There is no way in hell they actually want to take his cat away. Seriously, he’s just trying to say anything to incite the morons who believe his crap. 

Sure, I’ll take your finance deal... But could you help me put a body in the trunk?

The price is...reasonable. I’m with others that would like $9k a lot more. What kinda scares me is buying a weird orphan car from a dealer whose ad has BAD CREDIT NO CREDIT in large bold font, I’d much rather buy one from a knowledgeable enthusiast.

That’s too much coin for a 16yr old Malibu. ND

I wonder if they'll add a little rubber tube underneath to drip oil in the driveway like the real one too.

Ah, but not really. Dealers pull this crap all the time. It’s not ‘salvage’, but was in a flood, and you think you’re getting something you’re not. I’m glad people at all levels are calling out scammers on their bullshit. Whether it’s a $1K, $10K, or $1,000K car, the douche bags that believe this BS is acceptable are…

IDK, they voted for an orange one.

I still don’t mind the idle and low speed noise, EV’s really should have that, but the fake rev’ing noise is stupid. 

I’ll take “Fragile Masculinity for 1000" Mayim.

Why does a guy singing about cocaine sound like he’s on quaaludes?

“Original” Eric Clapton song? JJ Cale would like a word.