Thank you. I’m on my way there now.

I love that retro interior — especially the ’70s throwback two-knob radio slung under the dash like a ’76 Civic.

How could I check on nationwide inventories on Chrysler 300s? Are there lots of 300s sitting at dealers too? Or is it only the Dodges turning into lot lizards?

I’ve never understood the logic of anyone who would work with Trump in the first place.

That really is saying something ...

So if I go and buy a sedan to encourage Mazda to build me a sedan, why would I want to buy their sedan? Because, after all, they forced me to buy a sedan from somebody else.

In the last 3-4 months I’ve started seeing lots of CyberTrucks being driven around by construction supervisor/clerk of the works types. All of them are fully covered with wraps promoting their/their companies’ businesses.

It doesn’t help that every Arkansas state trooper wants his YouTube time for pitting a fleeing car. And crashing the living shit out of them. Because it seems that the ASP releases all its “Run from the cops and we’ll wreck you. Hard.” clips on its own social media to intimidate the citizenry.

Sure. It looks pretty well sorted and you couldn’t build it for that.

But the difference is that Musk actually knows shit. Important shit. And with his plants in sensitive security positions, will be learning more all the time.

So not only is he dealing with our adversaries with his own personal foreign policy, he’s charging us for the privilege. Just the cherry atop this shit sundae.

And that makes it okay? No, it does not.

Thank y’all for finally fixing that ...

Because they knew the bill would give them the right address for the process server.

I think it’s more than fair when you add the amount of insult to that injury.

From where to where? It takes seven hours to fly from New York to London.

Hustlers are always in at the front end of the game.

Just the perfect thing to make your CyberTruck a long-distance fifth wheel tow rig.

Ha! They’ll never follow me now!

1st Gear: You forget that Trump and his minions have already categorized his promised 100% and 200% tariffs as “metaphorical tariffs.”