That’s the joke.

^^This^^

It’s a matter of organizational style. Since forever. I imagine you can go back researching the Lizzie Borden ax murder stories and they addressed her as “Miss Borden” then as well.

So, bad news about Tesla plans again.

I stand corrected on the actual hood scoop.

Neat little car, though lack of bumpers and dorky phony hood scoop are ... unfortunate ...

There was a time, when G-Wagens were unobtainable through normal channels in the U.S., that having a gray market one was über-cool. After MBUSA decided to bring bling-tastic G-Wagens to the US on its own, having a relatively down-style gray market model was considered properly restrained and reeking of old money.

More like “This is your brain on dope — any questions?”

Actually, I have. Autocrossed one too.

Can’t argue about the price — for a clean and (relatively) rust-free car this is a Nice Price. But these are God-awful bland and mediocre cars. That this spent it’s late life as a loaner/parts chaser wouldn’t surprise me.

I think a compassionate person can, yes.

No surprises about LLVs having the traction of an unloaded pickup; those things are essentially first-gen Chevy S-10 chassis cloaked with aluminum van bodies anyway.

If you can run this goddam listicle on Apple News without using a slideshow, you can certainly do it here. Fail.

Nah. The only reason they still exist is because it lets the little edgelord brag about his S/3/X/Y model line.

Cool. That means there’s just one spot I need to burn to the ground.

Since they may not give you a spare tire anymore, this makes sense to me.

Why not? It’s not like it’s the government doing drone surveillance. It’s some private company.

Probably not. But if you own 3300-odd units that are earning money every day, you’re probably pretty motivated to come up with the solution, somehow, yourself.

At that price, you could buy a spare for repair.

You’d think so, but I remember when I was living in Maine laughing at assertions that the government would be surveilling citizens with drones, then the police responding with, “Yeah, we’re doing that” and no further explanation.