That gets you, like, 35 miles to the next E85 station.

Just the thing when you need to get to the Golden Corral right fuckin’ now!

Gotta give them credit for thinking outside the box.

Statistics prove that you’re more likely to get shot with your own gun than to use it defending from someone else.

He’s always been easy to read: he simply parrots the ideas of the most recent person who talked with him. Cheetolini’s never had an original thought in his life.

By title, I stand corrected. That’s absolutely right.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

So what’s the terminal speed between running laps and face-planting on this drive-through barrel?

If Apple could get SharePlay to work half as well as Windows’ Quick Assist for remote support, I’d be on it like mustard on a hot dog. Its current use, to share my music with friends who can hook up to music all by themselves without SharePlay? Not so much.

I thought I’d do some back of the envelope calculations on the 2024 season so far and see how that works out ...

Update: That didn’t last long — got Cyberstruck this morning. It may be oddly-shaped, but it’s as big as a new F-150 4x4. And dingy.

Haven’t really thought about it, but I believe I’m still in the game.

Nonetheless, I feel the point stands. And the punchline wrote itself.

You realize, of course, we’re talking about the French.

Yeah, but you can sell your F-150 or Silverado any day of the week without Elmo threatening to sue your ass into oblivion.

That’s masquerading as a whale. It’s really a killer sub lurking off your port side.

But that would be a full-time solution. Tacos above asked for something that could provide additional oil on demand.

Allow me to submit ... the Yugo.

Sorta. It’s called an Accusump. Check it out:

I love MkI/MkII VeeDubs. And this one contains a nice bit of kit. While I’d love to drive this one to enjoy what I liked about these lightweight pocket rockets one more time, $18 grand is just too much for me to spend for a fleeting 35 year old nostalgia kick.