Are you insinuating this is our “Thanks for the fish” moment?

By never entering agreements with dealers.

You scoff at a Ford Ranger handling like a sports car?

A clean shop.

I don’t know if no quirky, 30 year old BMW isn’t worth $15 grand, but this one isn’t.

That rather does look like Winnie the Pooh’s Jaguar.

If you’re looking to build your own hot rod Corvette, this is the perfect fodder.

I don’t listen to Nobody. Nobody whines quite like you, and I’m quite grateful for that fact.

Well first, Cheetolini is going to have to settle with the founders he’s trying to screw out of their share of the proceeds.

Me too. To the point that I wouldn’t even consider one of these turkeys until I’m proven wrong.

Exhaust to the block? That’s misleading. The turbos are incorporated into the engine’s exhaust — i.e. the turbo is the exhaust manifold.

That’s based on the supposition that these crates have current insurance coverage. Which in real terms, is probably somewhere between slim and none.

I imagine it’s not going to be long before we discover that the Hurricane 6 is going to join the Pantheon of great mistakes by Chrysler Corporation.

The only problem with that is, the dealer would be giving you another Alfa for a loaner. And that’s a big problem.

There’s no need to go luxobarge to get what you need for a car.

I’d say if they convicted him of fraud in a court of law, and the lawyer is trying to get evidence of the fraud thrown out, you can rest assured it was clearly determined he was not disabled. No quotation marks necessary.

With two turbos? Propped above the exhaust manifolds? I think not.

Nah. I’da just gone for an Elise and been done with it.

I live in south Florida (old, old money Palm Beach County) and there are lots of Bentleys cruising around here. They daily them like Accords.

Stellantis is gonna have some issues pushing this turkey on government accounts. They were actually able to sell a lot of Durangos for this kind of duty, but without the Charger or the Durango, this is going to be a tough sell.