The only problem with that is, the dealer would be giving you another Alfa for a loaner. And that’s a big problem.

There’s no need to go luxobarge to get what you need for a car.

I’d say if they convicted him of fraud in a court of law, and the lawyer is trying to get evidence of the fraud thrown out, you can rest assured it was clearly determined he was not disabled. No quotation marks necessary.

With two turbos? Propped above the exhaust manifolds? I think not.

Nah. I’da just gone for an Elise and been done with it.

I live in south Florida (old, old money Palm Beach County) and there are lots of Bentleys cruising around here. They daily them like Accords.

Stellantis is gonna have some issues pushing this turkey on government accounts. They were actually able to sell a lot of Durangos for this kind of duty, but without the Charger or the Durango, this is going to be a tough sell.

Me? I could have, I guess. I clicked on the second slide.

I wonder what this dealer-installed option will do for your insurance.

While I’m generally not a fan, I truly hope the cops hooked both those cars and impounded them until ownership can be established for them. Then wade neck deep into the owners’ shit too.

I’m done. Keep jerking yourself off. I’m tired of you.

My God. A slide show filled with video clips. Could you have possibly put any less effort into this?

Subways and buses are not public accommodations.

Congratulations for reducing your argument to the level of absurdity.

I want to hide in plain sight with a deceptively fast hot rod.

You seem to think that not standing out is a liability. I look at it more like a secret superpower.

It’s a custom rebody for Lotus/Caterham Sevens. Check out the link and you’ll be impressed. I was.

Actually, if you want a rebodied Caterham you could do better:

This story reeks. To High Heaven.

No consent to search, no ride. Nobody has a right to ride the subway.