Let me put it to all you skinflints in simple, hillbilly terms:

It’s always dangerous to taunt somebody who’s looking forward to fucking you up.

I think the correct response would be:

My petite ex-wife was like 5 feet tall and 98 pounds soaking wet. I had a ’77 Caprice coupe I bought from her dad with doors that weighed at least as much — or more — than she did.

That has modern context as well.

I wholeheartedly agree. Once nobody could call Deadspin on its hot takes, the site went from taking the offensive to simply being offensive.

More like Donnie the Con.

Nah. The reason Cheetolini slammed Facebook is that he just talked to a major contributor with a bunch of TikTok stock.

^^This is the correct answer.^^

When you see that much surface rust on an E3, there’s at least as much in nooks and crannies that are near impossible to get to, and very expensive to cut out and replace. And you need to cut it all out and replace it all, otherwise it will creep back into all those nooks and crannies once again.

Uhhh ... they just killed two people last night.

Trust me on this: it’s never worth dancing with that snake.

Yeah but ... Trump’s not a politician who stays bought. He’s fucked over everyone who’s ever done business with him. The moment you stop paying him, or disagree with his nefarious plans, he tosses you aside like used Kleenex.

That’s OK. I really don’t want to waste much attention span on either of ’em.

Somebody’s going Scorched Earth on F1 these days.

Hard core Mopar Guys are as bad as snobby Porsche-nistas. Just way down-market.

Yes.

Don’t even buy that bullshit. Flipper is all about exploiting tech security.

It’ll be a combination movie legend/trivia question. Like a Rocky Horror Picture Show that never saw the light of day. Hopefully someone will pry the rights away 10 years from now and it’ll become a Saturday at midnight thing.

No. Shit.