I took it more like an admonishment. That line works just fine the way it is.

How about replacing it with a new car that feels like new?

Um, he “runs” Tesla. Please try to keep up.

Those “GLH” stripes are writing checks this shitbox can’t cash. No Dice.

After checking out prices for used LC500s, I’m amazed at how well these Luxo-boats hold their value. Not my Cup O’ Noodles, but Nice Price, I guess ...

If by mockery, you mean that pariah nations will only be able to work with other pariah nations, then yeah I guess so.

Yeah, but in the ’80s the driver could have an open container too. In his hand. While driving. And drinking. That, in retrospect, was pretty damn dumb.

Hell, I was in San Antonio in the early ’80s and it was actually legal to drink and drive. You couldn’t be drunk, mind you, but there was no open container law. You could drive down the road with a beer in your hand, wave hello to a cop with it and he’d wave back.

1st Gear – I’m not the only one saying this here, but when you’re pricing EVs at $70-125K, you run out of First Mover sales in a hurry. There are valid financial reasons why the Chevy Bolt and Tesla Model 3 sold a lot better than Hummers and Tesla Model S. Hit price points regular car buyers can afford and you’ll sell…

I’m sure they’ll fix it. Right after they pass the border security legislation they’ve been working on for the last 7 months.

What a brilliant idea! Take out all those spy satellites over your country with a single nuclear flash! The EMP pulse would destroy anything in its footprint.

Yugo convertible, hands-down

Right. As I said, pure reflex. Ready, fire, then aim.

Tragically, it’s fairly common.

Easily. Officer Dumbfuck clearly demonstrated why he’s Officer Dumbfuck.

It means this sounds like the cop is rationalizing for his own actions.

He really was planning to stuff a second magazine into his gun and empty it too?

Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.

I’ve never wanted to live in a dustbuster, and I don’t plan to start now. No Dice.

So share who that is, please.