When I look it, I see this:

You just know that the thing that pisses the driver off the most is that he didn’t get clocked for a genuine two bucks an hour.

I had a 3rd gen Prius and was amazed at how the original tires were both hard as rocks for really poor handling and also wore out so quickly. I was so glad to put regular Pirellis on it and enjoy the benefits of plain ol’ quality tires.

Tell that to the cops who sailed off the road figuring ABS would make them stop shorter.

You know what? When you count on ABS and just mash the pedal, that’s exactly what happens. When you mash the brakes without ABS, the same thing happens. But when you threshold brake and don’t flat spot your tires by locking them up, you tend to stop in a straight line.

Just wait ‘til DeSantis’ presidential campaign washes out and he files to challenge Rick Scott for his senate seat this November.

Which is why Slick Rick’s side deal poses such a real and unnecessary risk.

I can’t answer this in empirical terms; only in anecdotal ones.

Microsoft’s business plan has always been: Embrace. Extend. Then Extinguish.

Please.

It would have been nicer if Amtrak got to build its line instead.

Neutral: I mostly fly in aisle seats, but I always want a window seat on a redeye. Roll up a windbreaker to put between my head and the wall and I sleep like a baby in that Big Blue Bedroom until I feel the plane descend.

This shitbox certainly will.

But in the previous episode when Roy wanted a promise, Dot promised that she would kill him.

That’s why the idea of Roy clearing the house was nonsensical.

In the Before Times, a shabby mini-pickup for $6 grand would be pure Crack Pipe (an expression from the Before Times for Spam-Feller, so quite apropos).

I saw a wagon he built for one of the resorts upstate in Maine. It got an 8.8, and while it was a rather messy autocrosser, I imagine it was a terror on the crowned two-lane blacktop up in Maine ski country.

Mustang/Explorer 8.8 rear. You get a strong rear that can stand up to what your Ford Windsor 5.0 or LS can put to it, and strong aftermarket support for upgrades if stock just ain’t enough.

That’s cute.

But $6 grand is a lot of money for two leather seats ... and if you want to spend that much on a couple leather chairs, you’d do well to visit a furniture store and pass on this Maser’s questionable mechanical bits.