And the sailors need someone to dance with.

Anyone collecting proto-hipster stuff for his ´90s flashback museum, whether it exists now or is a dream sometime in the future. Or one of the folks doing any of these Ionesco-esque fragrance Christmas commercials polluting cable TV.

Actually, I’d contend that an essentially brand new 29 year old Accord is currently worth every bit of $25K and will be worth appreciably more over time.

See the windshield right behind the front bumper? That’s what you’re going to eat once a Cybertruck hits you. See the sharp-edged nose of that same Cybertruck? That’s what’s going to tear into you once that Cybertruck hits you.

Okay, jarhead. You can keep your pot shots at the Air Force to yourself.

I know that essentially all electric car racing is spec at this point (e.g. - Formula E, Extreme E), but hopefully this will bring the price point down for privateers and club racing teams to compete.

I can think of another — and highly likely — one: armed robbery gone bad.

@ Jeremy the Klansman — I read your comment below in the grays, and I’m not the least bit sorry that you feel persecuted by all the social criticism against “racist” white males.

I think you have to look back to the start of the first episode, as the show defined “Minnesota Nice” as an artificially cheery demeanor in the face of difficult situations.

Yet Cheetolini endures ...

@NumbNutz343 - More like two peas in the same corrosive pod, fanboi.

Get. Earplugs. For you and your kids. Honest to God protective ear covers are even better.

He’s been a rent-seeker all his life.

This nimrod has been spending too much time huffing his own farts. Musk has spent too way much time rent-seeking on government money, sucking on the public teat. His sense of entitlement is even more appalling than his lack of self-awareness.

Don’t feed the trolls.

1st Gear — I believe this may be Musk’s new strategy for clearing production promises. Instead of leaving customers/investors hanging for product debuts that arrive years late, bust Tesla’s ass to knock out a pilot/prototype small batch and offer it for sale. Then promise more production at some point down the road.

I especially liked the back-handed flip catching the wheel while that beast cleaved through the column. Some kinda fun.

I don’t know about that. Other EV manufacturers have been regularly hiring Tesla’s engineering talent, thanks to them running from the company’s erratic management of same as well as active recruiting. It doesn’t take much to se that moving to scraping the cream off the crop of Tesla’s line managers and maybe top blue…

But it has made them pay more rather than:

Hell, buy it for the full canister of R-12.