There was a time in my life where if I didn’t know specifically what I wanted in a beater, I ended up with a Chevette.

Well, no. Except for competition at the pumps.

This is the most expensive time of the year to buy gas in the US, because of the myriad custom formulations necessary to keep evaporative emissions at bay.

Sure you can. Lots of towing companies working with cities are absolved of liability by local ordinance.

Well, they ain’t moving are they?

I don’t know why, with the omnipotent power of San Francisco’s parking nazis, why the city doesn’t just tow and impound them. Charge Cruise and Waymo for the tow and storage fees, and let them bail their cars out. One by one. No deals and no discounts for the tech-bros.

No. Automatic weapons are restricted, but you could go to any gun show in the nation and likely come home today with your semi-automatic assault weapon.

I get it. It’s exclusivity and user lock-in.

Somebody needs to forward this to Cheetolini.

I’m cool with that. As long as they retest every driver under 60 every year or every other year too.

Though it’s entirely irrelevant, this brings back a memory that has me giggling like a toker. And I gotta share it.

I’m down with the idea of this.

By your rationale, all I can come up with is “Wow, that thing’s really fucked up.”

Cowboy’s talking out his butt. The last time he got caught talking shit this stupid, it cost him $44 billion.

This makes me question what NP/ND is all about.

No, they’re not long at all.

I’ve even been in one. With a group of black race fans. We had a great time.

Evidently not, with the immediate and severe consequences delivered when this was first revealed. Troll harder.

Cheap is the operative term, but in more than mere economic terms.

I beg to differ.