Forget about that couch.

Forget about that couch.

And padlock the sucker.

Just No. While this li’l Figaro’s boy-racer blistered bodykit gets a little bump from my sense of creative outrage, it writes checks that a wheezy sub-liter engine and three speed auto transaxle can’t even begin to cash.

You got that right. This is yet another unintended consequence of what happens when you turn a proven mechanical linkage into a switch.

I’ve been reading lately about the concept of a Bullionaire.

Who’d ever suspect if you sell twice as many cars at a loss, you’ll get twice the loss when everything gets totaled up? Evidently not the bean counters at Ford.

Efficient is nowhere the same definition as lying or dismissive.

Well ain’t you pissy. Just point to where that bad ol’ Mustang hurt you ...

Ah, but if everybody is dealing with the same issues, you’ve got more equalizers for a one-make series.

Ain’t nothing like witness intimidation while on bail to earn you revocation and an extended stay in the crossbar hotel ...

Except that Prowlers look much better than the heavy, misshapen CAD-developed lumps that are SSRs.

They go straight to vans. Europeans with families prefer the logic of getting plenty of room in a small space over looking butch with pseudo-off road SUVs because vans are considered Mommy-mobiles.

Small vehicles are slow sellers. To the point where so few people buy them that they become no sellers.

The prettiest Chevette you’ll ever see: the Isuzu Impulse.

From a company headed by a car designer? Never gonna happen. Whenever a designer actually makes a car, you can be assured it’ll be a vanity project.

Thank God.

Don’t let these sock puppets troll you. This whole response thread is full of one-time responders as phony as that $100 Million Box Office.”

Welcome to the party, sock puppet.

Look at the brain on Sam! Nothing like witness tampering to earn yourself an express bail revocation.

They held up New York vacation travelers for a day and a half in the old part of JFK? That $12 meal allowance and a $1000 flight credit isn’t about to cover it.