Machismo Masochism isn’t that cool.

Yeah, but if you’re 70 you don’t want to be climbing over that high doorsill a half-dozen times a day.

Maybe because Tesla could get a great deal on social media ads with Twitter?

He can call it anything he likes as long as he shows up.

Exactly. Stellantis can stand on its corporate hind legs and bray like an ass if it wants to, but the government is under no obligation to sweeten its deal.

Ruefully, here’s your star.

If you’re an artist, that fix is just a blob of Fimo clay away.

So let me see if I’ve got this right:

Dude, if you’re buzzing a freakin’ Toyota Corolla to redline while rowing the gears, all you’re going to be doing is making noise. The acceleration disappears a good 800 rpm short of redline.

While Fox has been the traditional home of conservative outrage, white supremacy and general fuckery, I’d suggest Chris Licht is positioning CNN as a lite contender and marking down its both sides-ism bullshit.

Well, just get a get a couple hundred of ‘em together and have fucking CNN turn it into a prime time event.

No. You don’t normalize that shit. And if you want to be an apologist for this fuckery, don’t expect to get a free pass.

Are you so dense that you can’t fathom that direct to consumer sales means the manufacturer gets 100% of sales revenue? Tesla gets all the money — and the second richest person world gets more than his share of it.

Not that different than today: stuff the biggest engine you can find into the car, then open up the exhaust, improve the carb(s) and intake to get more fuel into the engine, add more cam, and shave the heads to get a bit more compression. Heavy springs so the car doesn’t lean in the corners (and the tail doesn’t drop…

I’d suggest that these exotic cock extenders primarily serve their time in Garage Mahals, with the hired help dusting them periodically like the rest of the furniture.

An “apartment in the country”, eh?

I thought demand was getting soft for the ancient (10 years old for S, 7 years old for the inflatable X SUV) Tesla topline models ...

Glad I could share. And It’s nice that I made it on your personal tote board.

There isn’t a long term plan. It seems the entire state Republican machine is dedicated to fucking over anyone and everyone to propel Ol’ Pudding Fingers into his futile campaign to be a bigger dick than Donnie the Con, no matter the cost.

It’s very wrong. Beyond all the moral and ethical issues with wishing that fate on anyone, as a practical matter it would’ve sealed the deal on blocking confirmation of the Electoral College results and given Trump the excuse to steal the White House.