Thank you for the perfect slide show: a one-slide shideshow.

It’s nice. And it is stock, which makes it pretty rare and probably much more reliable. It’s had relevant service, and looks pretty good.

I’m a man of modest means, so any classic I own would be one I’d have to drive daily. Something I could be comfortable in, with enough pep in its step to keep me amused as it is, but since I’m a hot-rodder at heart open to subtle upgrades. It’s gotta be cheap to insure and blend in when I don’t want to stand out to…

Not the only reason he should — or conceivably would — be locked up.

Never underestimate the oblivious corporate megalomaniac.

None taken, you stupid fuck.

That’s my take. As in Hell, I bought it with everythang!

The only reason why I got here so fast was I read the headline, smashed the Nice Price button in the survey and added my endorsement here.

No. Again, No.

Losing money absolutely is the term.

Actually, it is a loss until you recoup it.

I thought Bond Villains bought their criming platforms bespoke and tailored for their impending nefarious deeds. Not common off-the-shelf shit like this.

They measure this by take-home pay. I don’t know if it’s all that precise, but here’s the list:

They use them as dashboard condoms in south Florida.

Just imagine Kimi and Jenson door-slamming their way up the COTA front straight, laughing hysterically.

It’s cheap enough, but old Alfas rust if you spit on ’em.

I don’t know if I want to be bidding on a Russian kleptocrat’s yacht. These gangsters take that shit personal.

So the short story is they would if they could, but they can’t — so they won’t.

I liked the part of the video when he rolled through the light at idle in second, then buzzed it lightly up to about 5000rpm. It pulled hard from idle and was rolling at almost 60 in second gear. Without shifting.

When I didn’t have a washer/dryer, I just went to the laundromat. If I could charge my car while I was there — or pick up my groceries, or get a haircut and a bite to eat while topping off the battery — I’d do it.