Thank you for reporting this on Thursday. It’s great to know what racing is on TV before the weekend even starts.

Rebuilt title? With no explanation why it has a rebuilt title? For all the money? No Dice.

If I really wanted a backup camera and SatNav in this car, I could just go to Crutchfield and buy any of a number of them with big ol’ screens attached to a double-DIN chassis.

I’m not worried about the financing ... I’m worried about the real quality of the car, based on time I’ve spent at similar buy-here/pay-here lots. A polished lot lizard is, nonetheless, a lot lizard. And Homey don’t play that.

No Dice. Heavy scent of buy-here, pay-here, just sign right here and we’ll take care of it from the seller. Like plaid sport coat double-talkin’ seller.

I especially liked when it was cruising by in silent mode, and I could hear the clangs and clacks of it driving over metal strips and manhole covers in the garage.

Nah. Not interested. Fuck Palantir.

And the power of a fee-based economy.

Too much. No Dice.

I’m sure they are. But they are God-awful ridiculous. Give me the rent-a-racer look. It’ll lower the profile dramatically, and I can save the boy-racer stuff in the rafters of the garage.

Get rid of the boy racer hood an trunk and replace ‘em with rental spec units. Maybe the chromed wheels too, for quieter lookin’ alloys. Not black ones, though.

Fair enough. I was going for the punchline. I don’t hit everytime.

Let me share my calculations with you and Howie:

Tell that to officials in Tallahassee and FDOT. They have no problem with this at all.

No. Don’t try to fuzz this up. This has nothing to do with highway fatalities.

Yet Tri-Rail, which runs on tracks built and protected to federal rail standards, have had roughly a third of the fatalities of Brightline over the same period of time.

Positive? Pray tell how?

No, many intersections still don’t. Those are still being installed all along the route. That $25 million was allotted to upgrade those crossings to the standard you’re alleging, but they haven’t even started the upgrades yet.

20.1 lbs a wheel against 27.5 for alloys? Not really all that significant.

Not quite. He was using that as the pretext to horn in on Disney, get a seat on the board and lay the groundwork for the proverbial strip’n’flip.