Funny. I’d suggest it’s more like you never knew how to read a stock ticker, fanboi.

If I buy a white Camaro with orange stripes, it’s going to be another ‘69 Pace Car Edition and not this turkey.

You say this like Tesla servicing Twitter’s debt (purloined employees, Elon the Saviour diluting his holdings and tanking Tesla stock) is any different.

Nah.

One does not.

Cylinder deactivation and flat ground.

Frankly, I don’t think they’re behind the curve at all.

Captain Obvious has entered the chat, with a message for Congressman Clem:

Another would have been to pick a font with a larger x-height like a Century or Corona font, which many publications use to enhance the readability of their pubs for, ahem, increasingly older readers.

But he’s their fictional character. And Santos knows his continued livelihood and paycheck comes from kneeling before the party leadership and being a stone-reliable vote in McCarthy’s pocket.

Remember that Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balawi got hard time because they stole their money from rich people. People with power and political pull don’t take to that shit very well.

Perhaps, but he certainly wanted to quietly buy a position in Twitter while he was publicly trashing the company. And did so.

Exactly. It’s one thing for him to manipulate crypto like his dogecoin and bitcoin tweets for the lulz, because those aren’t regulated securities. But when you’re an officer of a company and start talking shit about your stock value, it’s definitely stock manipulation.

I’m kinda curious about this choice, because a lot of type designers consider serifed fonts like Times New Roman easier to read than sans serifed fonts like Calibri.

I’m with y’all about understanding what a poison pill defense is, but what’s mission is how this poison pill will be executed, and what the stock dilution would be to fend off a takeover attempt.

1st Gear — Interesting reporting on the so-called poison pill defense. It’s only missing one thing: What does the poison pill consist of?

I had a Buick Skylark 4-door. The little X-body, front wheel drive appliance in the late 1980s. I bought the car for cheap when my other car needed repairs, because it was cheaper than a rental. Kept it for about a year. It was the ultimate in bland transportation.

Maybe. Possibly. Theoretically. If you live in the environs of Washington DC.

Truthfully, that’s what all car dealers do.

Wrong. More than a million of us do.