34 freakin’ slides? Are you kidding me?

A prime example of what you get when you put lipstick on a roach.

Yet none of that seemed to matter too much until Musk went edgelord and claimed Twitter as his personmal fiefdom.

I think they’re saying 45% of the previous volume, not 45% more than the previous volume.

I don’t think Tesla is going to die, but it’s going to crash down to the level of being another company in the heavy manufacturing sector, rather than its previous illusion of a high-tech company.

That’s certainly part of it, but I don’t think it’s the biggest part of it. By any means.

Okay truck, with lots of miles — 269,000 miles is a lot of miles, even for a Toyota — for way too much money. No Dice.

It’s clean, but nowhere near $9500 worth of clean. No Dice.

And, as CNBC added, other “unnamed rich supporters.” With money magically appearing from nowhere.

I know it’s just the ante to get into this game, but I’d pony up $14 grand of Jalopnik money to play. Nice Price.

I thought primary considerations for granting bail are 1) the nature of the offense and 2) the likelihood of showing up in court.

I’ll buy this being a Big Bux track toy as a pretty fancy bit of kit.

2nd Gear — Take a gander at the Hyundai Ioniq5 or Kia’s EV6. Or, to a lesser extent, Ford’s Mustang Mach-E. All of them have it all over a decade-old Tesla slice-the-car-size generic transportation device design.

I think it’s entirely valid. Cryptocurrency has fictional backing and can only be profitable if you can find another sucker — uh, buyer — for your fictional property.

I fit in normal cars just fine. The low roofline of Kia Stingers make you pay the price. But then, you wouldn’t know that. You just spout off. You smug, ignorant shit.

Doorframe. My mistake. Imprecise description.

They can be found out there, I guess.

But you won’t bang your head off the doorsill getting in and out of an EV6 either.

What was that line?

Pretentious Brit who revels at being a boorish ass on TV isn’t play acting. Turns out that he lives his dream by being a boorish ass in real life.