2nd Gear — Take a gander at the Hyundai Ioniq5 or Kia’s EV6. Or, to a lesser extent, Ford’s Mustang Mach-E. All of them have it all over a decade-old Tesla slice-the-car-size generic transportation device design.

I think it’s entirely valid. Cryptocurrency has fictional backing and can only be profitable if you can find another sucker — uh, buyer — for your fictional property.

I fit in normal cars just fine. The low roofline of Kia Stingers make you pay the price. But then, you wouldn’t know that. You just spout off. You smug, ignorant shit.

Doorframe. My mistake. Imprecise description.

They can be found out there, I guess.

But you won’t bang your head off the doorsill getting in and out of an EV6 either.

What was that line?

Pretentious Brit who revels at being a boorish ass on TV isn’t play acting. Turns out that he lives his dream by being a boorish ass in real life.

Don’t let it baffle you.

Way long. When you have a $494 billion market cap, it makes it easy to ignore and ridicule lowball offers.

Agreed. If autonomous driving is ever going to take hold of our roads, it’s going to have to do it one lane at a time.

Hyundai’s crying about supposed anti-competitive practices?

Not a chance. Even with it’s currently depressed share price, Tesla’s current market capitalization is just over $494 billion. That is, if you consider adding another $50 million to that chump change. Like approaching half a trillion dollars!

Probably not, but if you don’t think it isn’t true, you can prove it by finding out who buys this perfect little put-a-round.

I want nothing to do with an old, crude and bog-slow 4x4 that can’t haul much of anything.

Deleting it doesn’t matter if, when you installed it, you agreed to share all your phone data to get a discount for reconstituted chicken chips.

Exactly. Getting a small box of chicken nuggets isn’t worth turning over all my phone data to some anonymous data broker contracting with Mickey D. Hard Pass.

Somebody needs to get better with their Photoshop skills. I’ll bet that shot looked bad postage-stamp size.

You must’ve been flying into/out of the Jetport.

I had some schmuck try to tell me that was a lie, because a stock split meant Tesla stock was still worth more than it was in the start of the year.