Equal footing? Sure.

Alas, it’s not.

That would be the race after the first one of the year, the Daytona 500, right?

Like you’re some fucking genius.

I’m looking forward to this.

No, I did not.

Uh, no. We’re all lumped in with what was wished by shithead up there. There’s no magical Republican corollary here.

No, asshole. Many of us didn’t. Millions of us, in fact.

I don’t know how to break this to you, but that ain’t nothin’ when it comes to road surveillance in Florida.

If it makes you feel better, they’d never just hand that information over.

Ain’t nothin’ here that a Red Brigades-class kneecappin’ can’t fix ...

Right now we’re early in scaling up for an EV future. But if every Starbucks, every McDonalds, every Piggly-Wiggly and every TGIFriday, much less every shopping mall, has a charger plugged into every other parking space, it’s not going to be anywhere near the pain it is today.

Yes, but you’re mono-tasking. What a waste. That shit’s so 20th century ...

1st Gear: Of course nothing is going to stop Porsche’s IPO. Do you think the Porsche/Piech family is going to pass up on a massive cash grab without giving up any control? They’re not going to cash out like Fiat’s Agnelli family until they’re genuinely tired of that shit. And the Piech family is likely too power-mad…

Crack Pipe in the survey, huh?

You’re like, kidding, right?

Vacuum canister.

Nice Price. These are rare as hen’s teeth, there’s a ready market amongst the VW watercooled set, and this one is in good nick and tastefully appointed for its intended audience. It might seem overpriced for the uninitiated, but this is right in the groove for a quick sale to the knowledgeable enthusiast.

I can tell you why: there’s a significant subset of regular Cadillac buyers get out of their rides that quick.

That’s punny enough. Here’s your star.