Pace car decals belong in the trunk on their original backing paper.

Before you get all in a dander about this, think of the case of “paraquat pot.”

Fucking please. That’s a long way away from firing hurricanes at the US.

That won’t be his failure.

Not quite right. China nationalizes patents. That legitimizes IP theft.

Perhaps you will find this informative:

Where’s the parking lot, and why would people park there?

Seems like time to task some sound engineers for some audio misdirection tools. Like throwing the voice of your straight pipes ...

Y’know, there are genuine reasons for wearing fireproof underwear and no jewelry in case of fire. With unfortunate history that reinforces why such rules are important.

Senior pilots got run off by the airlines because they made too much. Then the majors subbed out their regional routes to smaller carriers like Allegiant Air to take advantage of lower-earning non-union pilots.

Actually, I’m pretty fuckin’ sure that Mike’s 125cc scooter wasn’t hauling 20 tons for 25,000 miles. Smartass.

Were you hauling 20 tons with your scooter for 25,000 miles?

They were not. But it appears they now are — at least in small numbers.

No grunt? That 300 I-6 has enough torque to pull out your teeth through your backside. Add that to shiftable 4-Low and locking front hubs and this thing will pull a freight train.

When I lived in salty, snowy northern New England, this truck would’ve been snapped up for its solid cab corners alone. This was a good price for this rig even in Before Times.

He does that as a public service. Be grateful.

I’ve got another abstract theory to lay down for Kim’s future:

I don’t think it’s all that clean appearing.

Evidently, you can. It ain’t worth shit, but it’s here.