Because it’s a fungible commodity. “Oil” is worth X number of dollars globally.

I imagine not. If they’re eliminating the nut behind the wheel, I suspect they’ll dispense with gig work and run the autonomous cars themselves.

This is a spookier deal than that questionable Aston post you started the week with, for a far less fulfilling con.

This is good news.

And you can stuff your Defender’s snorkel deep up your ass.

Anytime I can help ... nimrod.

Or, Hell, a Toyota Avalon.

Just because the ad’s gone doesn’t mean that this Blazer’s been sold. It just means that it’s not available for sale. That might mean the same thing, but it also may not.

If the reporting proves out, this wasn’t a deadly car chase due to a traffic violation.

You seem to look at this as a liability, but I see this as a valued asset.

Yeah, it’s not the way it works in Portland, like 80 miles north of you.

That’s nice to know. However, I can tell you it doesn’t where I live now, nor was that where I lived for 25 years before moving here.

That doesn’t work when you have to take a feeder bus to a main bus line, then a second feeder bus to your final destination. Or need to make a shopping stop along the way going home.

I understand. I’ve left New England for sunny South Florida — home of the Early Bird Special. Commuter rail down here takes cash through automated systems, and gives large change in dollar coins. Anywhere you shop down here, every cashier knows where you got your damn dollar coins and hates you with white-hot passion…

This is a great idea.

Cool. So you can at least keep your engine running while the current carries you downstream. FTW?

I drove in Northern New England for nearly 30 years

I drove in Northern New England for nearly 30 years. Blew out three tires over the years, and bent one tie rod. Not as bad as many, but potholes are hard to avoid if you’re on unfamiliar roads and they’re covered with snow.

They should’ve given the same sentence to Insurrection Barbie, the Dallas realtor who flew in on a private jet and thought she’d skate because she was “rich and white” and wouldn’t see a day of jail.

Don’t fret. The hollow doors will protect you. Surely.